Shonk 

A broken penis

Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.

Shonk by Tom Bueller October 5, 2010

shonk 

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

shonk by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonk 

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

shonk by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003

Shonk 

A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk

"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

Shonk by Shonky von shonkerton January 20, 2009

Shonk 

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

Shonk by The Shonkmeister March 11, 2011

shonk 

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

shonk by polruan September 30, 2010

shonk 

The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.

You are such a shonk titty!

shonk by Ricky Casino July 8, 2007