Shnazzled 

The feeling you experience when you're so stoned that you sit on a chair and stare out into the distance, not thinking about anything because you're literally one with the cosmos, and God, and you've been submerged in a spiritual realm that opens up your mind and makes you see things in a whole new perspective.

I was so Shnazzled last night, I cooked a horse's ass and it tasted like chicken.

Shnazzled by peterpickle September 22, 2014

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it

the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles

shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

Shanazzlewaffle 

A term used to describe shock, awe, wonder, and/or excitement.

Holy Shanazzlewaffle! A flying penguin!

Shanazzlewaffle by Beckers January 14, 2007

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Shazzle Sticks 

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight

After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"

Shazzle Sticks by suitepac March 4, 2010