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Shnazzled 

The feeling you experience when you're so stoned that you sit on a chair and stare out into the distance, not thinking about anything because you're literally one with the cosmos, and God, and you've been submerged in a spiritual realm that opens up your mind and makes you see things in a whole new perspective.
I was so Shnazzled last night, I cooked a horse's ass and it tasted like chicken.
Shnazzled by peterpickle September 22, 2014
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To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.
Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it
the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles
shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.
Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.
Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

Shanazzlewaffle 

A term used to describe shock, awe, wonder, and/or excitement.
Holy Shanazzlewaffle! A flying penguin!
Shanazzlewaffle by Beckers January 14, 2007

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)
Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...
shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Shazzle Sticks 

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight
After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"
Shazzle Sticks by suitepac March 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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