Shmoe 

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

Shmoe by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

Shmoe 

A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.

"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."

Shmoe by Stripah Vulcha October 25, 2012

shmoe 

A very chill way of saying "show more" but with rizz, especially when asking for more explicit content from someone but don't want to come out as a fuckboy.

Girl: "Do I look cute in this dress?"

Guy: "Yeah for sure shmoe"

shmoe by ItsJozzy February 3, 2023

Shmoe 

Vincenzo Raso

"Hey mike, have you seen Raso lately?" "No I havent actually, but i see him grinding fifa online" "Wow, he needs to stop jerking off stop going downtown and get to the fucking gym" "HES JOE SHMOE!!!!"

Shmoe by Mr. Granato February 27, 2023

shmoe 

Epitome of Stupidity.

David: Hey, you wanna go see the new Nam movie?
Jimmy: I was in Nam!
David: Your Mumma is Nam, you Shmoe

shmoe by Luke Allen May 7, 2005

Shmoe 

A girl that lets guys think that they can get in their pant but are actually too big of pussys to do it.

Guy:Suck my dick
Shmoe:Ok
Guy:*pulls down pants*
Shmoe:I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Shmoe by TessKenzi February 1, 2009

Shmoe 

It means fat hairy sausage

"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"

Shmoe by X_Doigy October 9, 2006