Shmamerd 

To get really really drunk

man I got so shmamerd last night.
wanna go get shmamerd?
I think i'm shmamerd
He is so shmamerd

Shmamerd by ZJJ December 17, 2009

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

Shmamered by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmameron smoady 

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

shmameron smoady by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

shmamered by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

shmamed 

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

Shmammerd 

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

Shmammerd by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012

Shmamerville

The place you go to when you, when you have violated the beer bong one to many times, also in this place things happen that you cannot explain and almost seem magical. once you are in shmamerville, it is almost nearly inpossible to return with out sleeping for 12 hours.

(person #1) "Dude! every time we party at John w.'s house I end up in Shmamerville!"

(person #2) "I know man, Its such a good thing!"

Shmamerville by Bo0-Radley September 13, 2009