Shmagg 

1. The mildew, fuzz, cheese found on the exterior of ones penis. Usually due to lack of cleanliness or wearing the same underwear for a week.
2. Similar to toe jam
3. Jessica's nick name

Porky: "OMG he had the worst shmagg ever!"
Shmagg: "Thats disgusting"

Shmagg by porcupine July 18, 2008

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

Shaggy 

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.

Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly

Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

Shaggy 

The ultimate being, he is the one who has the divine power of god. He can only use 1% of his power because if he uses his full power, the earth will be destroyed by his pure raw power. Even when he only uses 1% of his power he still kills any foolish mortals in his area.

Fred : We can only film with shaggy for 5 seconds at a time, if we try to film more than that. The entire set will be destroyed and every living person will be shredded to pieces.

Shaggy by Shagboi1 January 28, 2019