Shlowering
Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.
Shlowering by Dimma March 3, 2020
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shloitering
Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021
Ez Showerin'
When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!
Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018
Shim-shoomering
The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."
"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"
"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"
"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019
Showering like a rape victim
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
Showering like a rape victim by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008
Showering Orangutans
Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.
Showering Orangutans by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008
Showeting
The act of shitting(defecating) in the shower. Often accomplished by the user sitting on the shower drain and doing his act through the little filter that picks up the hair.
When the plumber came, the marks around the shower drain made it obvious that Michael Z had been showeting under the supervision of Mr.S.