Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
Term to be used as an adjective, to describe when a situation or conversation is or was so cliche, stereotypical or fake in content or feeling that it seems as if it could only be on TV. Abbreviated ASOT.
When Jimmy and dad had one of those 'father-son moments' after they decided it was best not to tell mom about Jimmy sneaking out in her car to see Jane, it was entirely As Seen On TV.