Sexidence

A night full of super sexy bad decisions; usually after being intoxicated at a big party, rave, or festival.

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sexident

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

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The evidence left after having sex. Any evidences that sexual activity took place.

I came home and immediately washed my underwear and took a shower in order to destroy any potential sexvidence my wife might find.

sexvidence by Marak October 2, 2016

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Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

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When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

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When you're a bit to lazy/high to say "Self Confidence" and you say "Selfidence."

Joey - "Man, I feel like I don't matter anymore."

Ana - "You just need some more Selfidence!"

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An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

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