Skip to main content

scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

scrotumscribe 

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.
Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.
scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

scrotumhagen 

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen
Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!
scrotumhagen by Colin April 11, 2005

Slapping scrotums 

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.
Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.

Scrotumnavigate 

An amalgamation of the words Scrotum and Circumnavigate.

To avoid an issue, and come back to where you started.

Proverbially, to beat around the bush.
John: Dude, why is my girlfriend's bra is hanging on the end of your bed?

Fred: Well, see it's time to do the washing and, hey, what are you doing this Friday? Do you want to go to the club?

John: Dude, don't scrotumnavigate the issue.
Scrotumnavigate by BarelyMyself March 14, 2009

scrotums 

A way to describe a flasher flashing his testicles at you.
I know officer it was strange. That crazy old man was flashing his scrotums at me.
scrotums by Alex Rosenstock May 7, 2008