Scrimple 

(adj) To be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) To save money; to get a great deal

"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."

"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."

Scrimple by Matt A.* December 14, 2008

Scrimple 

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.

Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!

Scrimple by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019

Scrimple 

A pimple located on the male scrotum.

"Will I become impotent if I pop this scrimple?" Ted asked his doctor.

Scrimple by swamp_donkey January 11, 2015

scrimple 

a word that can be used in any context.
it can be used as an adj, noun, verb.. anything.

"can i scrimple that ciggy?"
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...

scrimple by MightyyMuhFkknMousee June 8, 2011

scrimple 

A pimple found on the male scrotum.

Yo man, you need to get those scrimples checked out.

scrimple by birdmancawcawcawcaw February 25, 2010

Scrimple 

A pimple on a scrotum.

Every time I put my underwear on is hurts because I chafe my scrimple.

Dude, I just sat down too hard and popped a scrimple.

I used olive oil as lube and now I have mad scrimples.

Scrimple by poopsypoop December 9, 2010

flip a scrimple 

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

flip a scrimple by xandermoser April 26, 2006