Scoutism 

A religion that believes that one of the playable characters in TF2, Scout. Is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with TF2 Scout.

(I'm sorry.)

Friends: What's your religion?

Me: Scoutism..
Friends: What the fuck is Scoutism?

Me: Scout has saved us all...

Scoutism by scout the maggot. July 30, 2017

scottism 

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.

When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism

scottism by Hawkers October 26, 2006

Scoutsmadmilk 

Scoutsmadmilk aka Scotty, is a very intellectual, smart, attractive, handsome, charming, caring young man with good intentions and he does a boyfriend 🤗🤗

" Scoutsmadmilk is highly attractive!! " " Omg!! Scoutsmadmilk marry me!!! " " I love you scoutsmadmilk 🤗 "

Scoutsmadmilk by Valentinethemoobguy January 7, 2022

Scottism 

A book of collected words or phrases spoken by someone named Scott.

Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly

They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally

That's another scottism

Oh it's another one, add it to the book.

He's said another one, add it to the scottism book

That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms

Scottism by Avery brixton October 28, 2019

Stoutism 

A Stoutism is a term used to describe an act or a phrase created off the cuff by someone with the Surname Stout. They are usually phrases used out of context or considered over the top or completely wrong by most ordinary people.

"Hey man did you see what Stephen Stout did last night"
"Yeah man! haha a total "stoutism"

Known stoutisms

1. "You fucking Nonce" (used as a response to basically anything you disagree with and completely out of context)
2. Sit Down (upon a headshot in a gaming environment)
3. Playniumed (To complete all achievements on a PS4 game)

Stoutism by JD_Bren June 13, 2016

Scottism 

A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.

"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."

Scottism by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013

Scottism 

Afflicts lazy cunts named Scott who can't proof-read or spell.

"That dick's got Scottism" said the handsome man.

Scottism by Scott_is_bad_at_slight_of_hand November 30, 2017