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An acronym for Surpise Cum On Face.
Did you scof her last night? Yea, got her right in the eye.
SCOF by Kane April 5, 2004
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SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
SCOFI by brooskitooski November 22, 2009
to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner
I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.
scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Global warming scoffers 

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.
Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

scoffnosh 

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes
I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh
scoffnosh by Aldoggu October 19, 2018

michael scofield 

The name of the main character on the FOX series "Prison Break". Planned an elaborate escape plan and got himself incarcerated at the Fox River Penitentiary in Chicago to rescue his brother Lincoln, who was set to die for the wrongful murder of a man. Michael has tattoos all over his body that give clues to the escape plan. Michael is currently on the run along with his brother and other escaped cons.
Michael Scofield has this look that he gives people called "Blue Steel". It's like that look Ben Stiller gives in "Zoolander", but about twenty times cooler. Also, he started a relationship with the prison's doctor, Sara Tancredi, who really likes him as well. She's just temporarily busy with her AA meetings at the moment.
michael scofield by crazyrabbits September 12, 2006