Schmeis 

of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.

Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop

Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.

scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheisse

1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.

Oh Scheisse!

scheisse by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms

When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister

scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Scheisty 

Adjective: Pronounced (Shy-Stee)

Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).

Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.

How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!

You're straight scheisty, playa.

2)

That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.

Scheisty by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009