Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

Schmede by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

Schmede by paetreik October 29, 2008

Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.

Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?

Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

Schmedlap by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019