Schlak 

Slapping someone in the face with a wet hand from behind them.

The Mole (creator of the schlak) sneaks up behind you and quickly licks his finger tips and reachs around your head and slaps your face as it is all being videotaped.

Schlak by Rick Thomas August 11, 2006

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

Schlam 

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004