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1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.

2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.

Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
Scalito by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005
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Sclitoris 

Can also be referred to as "sclit". The scrotum of a Male to Female Transgendered person. Usually applied when hormones are used in conjunction to other physical changes during the Male's transition to female. The testicles and scrotum will decrease in size - thus changing the appearance of the scrotum to one a-typical of an adult or sexually mature male. The term can be applied to a Pre or Post operative transgendered person (with or without the penis), however it's primary usage is with the penis still intact.
"Dude, I squeezed that lady boy's sclitoris as I fucked his ass during my vacation in Thailand multiple times."
"That lady boy's sclitoris sagged a little after she slipped out of her panties."
Sclitoris by Dill Pickelz August 3, 2014

neato-spalito 

That dress looks neato-spalito on you!
neato-spalito by kukatie1 December 28, 2008

salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

sclitoris 

a sclitoris combines the word scroll + clitoris. It's the scrolling wheel on a mouse that roughly resembles a clitoris.
to quickly scroll down to the bottom of this page just spin the sclitoris.
sclitoris by jerkemo ho November 13, 2007

Scaliosexual

Craig: I’m scaliosexual
Phil: you want fish and chips
Craig: *orgams*
Scaliosexual by Dadio is good April 22, 2020
Izaak: I want to open a shop called salito shop
Nick: why do you want to name a shop baby penis ?
salito by Breast133 February 1, 2017