SatErday 

An idiots version of Saturday

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.

SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

George Salter Academy by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

Santeri 

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him

Santeri is a finnish name

Santeri by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019

salter 

salter is when you call the cops on all your opps

damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy

salter by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

George salter academy 

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

George salter academy by thotticuss December 18, 2019

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011