Saskatoon Skunk 

When you are eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face and she farts on you.

“I was eating out jessica last night and she gave me a Saskatoon Skunk!”

Saskatoon Skunk by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019

Saskatoon Shower 

When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.

Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.

Saskatoon Shower by electricsexpants August 20, 2019

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle 

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw 

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.

"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Saskatoon Skeet Shoot 

The sexual act of gaping a girls ass, then stepping back five feet and ejaculating into her gaping hole.

A horrible thing to ask for on a first date is a Saskatoon Skeet Shoot.

Saskatoon Skeet Shoot by CheryyPoppinss May 27, 2012

saskatoon stingray

When someone lays on their back on top of a skateboard and rolls around with their erect penis exposed, attempting to poke people with it.

"Hey bud! Watch out at the Flying J. Karl's been a saskatoon stingray and almost stung Murphy there bud."

saskatoon stingray by Ohfuckbud July 28, 2023

Saskatoon Spitfire 

When a male "titty fucks" a girl, but applies hot sauce to his member first, either accidentally or on purpose. The resulting capsaicin-covered ejaculate hits her in the face and causes her to spit and choke violently.

Bro, we had a Thai dinner before getting to the action. I ended up titty fucking her, but I guess I didn't wash my hands after the meal, so she ended up with a Saskatoon Spitfire.

Saskatoon Spitfire by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025