Sarge 

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

Sarge by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Sarge 

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

Sarge by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010

Sarge 

Leader of the Red Team in the popular web series, Red vs Blue.

Sarge: Grif. We're going to die. I'm glad we get these last few moments to make amends. My only hope is that I die before you, so that I don't live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.

Grif: Yeah. I hope you die first too, Sarge.

Sarge by xXX_Sarge_XXx January 16, 2015

Sarge 

A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.

Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!

Sarge by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 27, 2008

Sarge 

Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult

If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge

Sarge by Ed Weatherall October 24, 2005

sarge 

The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.

Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!

Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

Helen's always sarging blondes.

sarge by mindmatter May 29, 2005

Sarge 

An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

"Sniff, Sniff"

Sarge by Xavier Cage December 24, 2003