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hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

Hand Sanitizer 

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

Santittany 

Refers to the mash up the names of Santana and Brittany from Glee. Usually used by those who 'ship' or support a romantic relationship between the two characters. made famous (ish) by actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana when she used it at Comic-Con 2010. Also known as Brittana...
Girl 1: Oh My Gosh I hope Brittana happens this season on Glee, their characters are so meant to be together.
Girl 2: Oh haven't you heard? We're saying Santittany now since Naya Rivera referred to them as that.
Santittany by Faberittana x September 29, 2010

sanitized 

Cleaned. Cleared of all bad things. Clean enough to eat your dinner from.
The toilet was sanitized and was a joy to sit on.
sanitized by kozzoo March 30, 2009

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.