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Saddled up by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS
The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
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to be saddled with by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017
SigEp Saddle
The name given to a sorostitute/slam-piece that has ridden on top of so many of the fratstars at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, that she's basically known as the "saddle" for the house - she'll mount anyone! Just throw her on top and let her enjoy the ride!
The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.
The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.
"Rachel is sooooo out of touch with reality that she actually bragged to me that she's known as the "SigEp Saddle" the other day... she has no clue that's not a title one wants to have, or that she should be telling her friends about!
She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"
She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"
SigEp Saddle by JLB2629 December 5, 2012
Saddle-goose
A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.
“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!
Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020
Saddle Tramp
In the Old West, a person who wanders from place to place on horseback.
A modern day saddle tramp is a person who wanders from place to place on a motorcycle.
A modern day saddle tramp is a person who wanders from place to place on a motorcycle.
Man: hey, who's that guy that just walked into the bar?
Bartender: looks like a saddle tramp, wonder where he's drifting off till next?
Bartender: looks like a saddle tramp, wonder where he's drifting off till next?
Saddle Tramp by White Wolfe June 26, 2018