Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." -
Groucho Marx
"Some cause
happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain