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supermarket sex
When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Supermarket shuffle
The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.
Supermarket shuffle by L. Walker June 22, 2009
Supermarket Rock
Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.
Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.
Supermarket Rock by Owen Lillrck (anagram it!) December 5, 2010
supermarket legs
Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"
supermarket legs by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006
Supermarket Pub
The act of consuming alcohol, usually bought from a supermarket for maximum money-saving, at someone's house prior to an evening out.
Supermarket Pub by Martram August 3, 2006