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Dude, I had the biggest quelff after that test.
Quelff by Chanc100 December 15, 2015
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A deep sigh, or breath, usually either in pain, anger, or pleasure.
"Dude I was so happy to finish that test that I nearly quelffed."
quelff by Chanc100 December 18, 2015

queff nugget 

When a female farts out of her vagina and a medium size blob of lard shoots out.
I was fucking Jamie last night then she laid out a queff nugget in my face.
queff nugget by rst0ne7 May 28, 2015
when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise
We were doing doggy when she queffed.
queff by jim May 9, 2004
A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.
Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!
quelfie by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016
A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".
I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.
quelf by Sandy22 September 24, 2006