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Pussymist 

(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.
Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.

Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.
Pussymist by ChaoticBliss February 13, 2018
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PUSSYMIST 

A pussymist someone whose negative and selfconcious and self deprecating when talking about getting pussy
My god you're such a pussymist
PUSSYMIST by Spud makadania February 15, 2018

Pussymist 

A sad little bitch whos too much of a wuss to do anything to improve their mood
Im sad, but i dont wanna annoy anyone to make plans
You're a pussymist
PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.
It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!
PUSSYMOST by FABARM October 20, 2018

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

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Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."