Purchit 

To Purchit something with the Purchit mobile app helps you to find out about a product you just saw.

Come on, You know... I purchit, you purchit, he, she, me purch-it'
Purchit, Purchiting, Purchiology? The study of Purchit! It's first grade Spongebob!

Purchit by SheWantsTheP March 10, 2021

Perchitis 

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

Perchitis by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Purohit 

The hottest clan in all the land. We keep things hot, exciting, and we always have a good time ;-)

I wish I were a Purohit, they totally rock.

Purohit by Sali#3 September 29, 2003

purchis

a mispelt way of saying "purchase"

"I went to the store to Purchis things today"

"You mean purchase?"

purchis by i cannot spekl May 12, 2021

purchies 

When you get a craving to buy things after smoking weed. Like the munchies, but for buying shit.

A: I think I just bought a blender and tickets to a concert.
B: Dude you got the purchies...

purchies by bravos92 May 6, 2013

Giancarlo Purchia 

The biggest of all sneaker head booty calls in the industry of the hypebeasts. His mother manages him which is honestly pathetic. His father is named after him calling himself Fashiondary, it is a sad day when a father rides his son’s coattails to fame.

Giancarlo Purchia is a dick.

Giancarlo Purchia by BlazendarySucks June 14, 2018

Puchita

A cross between a Puñeta and a Putita (little puta)

EY! come here Puchita

Puchita by EL_HEFE_ July 10, 2011