Pulpiteer 

pulpiteer (noun)

One who is gifted in preaching sermons from a pulpit. a great orator.

You will not fall asleep listening to the pulpiteer, Reverend Smith.

Pulpiteer by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

Pulpiteer 

One who uses the religious pulpit as a means by which to convey his/her point.

Listen to that pulpiteer; he said "God Damn America". He's one hell of a social gospelizer.

He's not a puppeteer, but rather a pulpiteer.

Pulpiteer by Mike Kraxy March 23, 2008

Pulpiteer 

A person who takes every opportunity to moralize or lecture on any subject without request or invitation.

He's off again on the value of investing in sand and glass, a pulpiteer to the end..

Pulpiteer by Pendlehinio April 19, 2019

pulpiteer 

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

pulpiteer by QuacksO January 15, 2020

puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

puppeteer by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013