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Pulpiteer 

pulpiteer (noun)

One who is gifted in preaching sermons from a pulpit. a great orator.
You will not fall asleep listening to the pulpiteer, Reverend Smith.
Pulpiteer by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

The Palmatier

When one torques his body 180 degrees to one side. then proceeds to torque back to the other side while keeping his arms out like wings but keeping them straight and in a horizontal motion. This is a great collaboration created after Mr.Palmatier from Conestoga High. -Jon Vila, Courtland Manning
"Jon Vila just palmatiered through the wall, sending cement rocks flying everywhere.
Courtland Manning was palmatiering at homecoming, grinding many chicks at once with his new and hip fresh move.
The Palmatier"
The Palmatier by JonAutumn November 21, 2010

palmatier 

The act of a vehicle-less individual imposing themselves on people in order to gain free transportation to seemingly inconvenient locations.
She tried to pull a "palmatier" so she could visit with a friend, smoke and watch Japanese soap operas. When I said "no", she told me to shut up.
palmatier by HOOT DOOG April 10, 2008

penis puppetiering 

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
penis puppetiering by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

Pulpiteer 

One who uses the religious pulpit as a means by which to convey his/her point.
Listen to that pulpiteer; he said "God Damn America". He's one hell of a social gospelizer.

He's not a puppeteer, but rather a pulpiteer.
Pulpiteer by Mike Kraxy March 23, 2008

Pulpiteer 

A person who takes every opportunity to moralize or lecture on any subject without request or invitation.
He's off again on the value of investing in sand and glass, a pulpiteer to the end..
Pulpiteer by Pendlehinio April 19, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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