Skip to main content
The act of storing objects in the front pouch in men's briefs. Also known as a puch.
The cop did a pat down, and found out the dude was puching his drugs.
Puching by FertFrenz March 8, 2022

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

Pushing Electrons 

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.
"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."
Pushing Electrons by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

fuck punching 

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken 

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

Empty Punching Bag

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.