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A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.
Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."
Similar to the term 'poggers' pockers is a term used to describe someone that is very poggers but also a person of colour (poc), ergo poccers!
Person 1: "Yo Ahmed that was so poggers!"
Person 2: "Damn straight cuh, I guess you could say it was... poccers!!!!"
poccers by pocman February 14, 2022

Proctered 

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.
Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.
Proctered by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015
Term used when a person is so awesome and inspiring that you have to use a word better than an idol. It can be someone you know or a celebrity/historical figure.
My friend inspires me so much. She’s totally my procer.
procer by wdysvero September 8, 2019

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
Procerus Capillus by xPheonixx September 9, 2010