Priust 

In which a priest takes over and old Prius dealership and turns it into a church.

Man, last Sunday I went and that Priust was great at church

Priust by BarfyUnicorn January 17, 2018

priusoner 

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.

My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.

priusoner by SHLA July 19, 2012

Priest Kink 

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).

Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”

Priest Kink by cyberhoe December 1, 2021

Toyota Prius 

The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.

"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.

Toyota Prius by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

Turbo Priest 

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

Turbo Priest by Atheneite October 5, 2017

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Priest 

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.

"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."

Hot Priest by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020