not just a pose... but a lifestyle. postin up is a privilege not a right. the origin of postin up can't officially be traced but it was believed to be started around the year 3000 B.C. when one posts up they find themselves in a state of relaxation, most of the time arms are folded and back is to a wall. if a wall is not present to "post" on, the postee can still "post up" with their arms folded taking a moderate athletic stance. a postee can not "post up" for more than 1 minute and 17 seconds at a time, violations of this essential rule can result in a loss of post privileges for the rest of said day.

me and my boy wilbert have been postin up in da post up zone.. where you been?

Postin Up by mattyjthepostuplegend January 20, 2009

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Postin' Up

When one has mud butt and is hershey squirting uncontrollably, leading to many trips to the bathroom just to wipe, generally resulting from drinking very cheap liquor

"I shouldn't have drank all that Arrow last night, i've been postin' up all morning"

Postin' Up by TommyK February 22, 2009

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Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

Porting Up by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008

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