Poonug 

A nugget of poop normally excreted by common cave trolls of the Pacific Northwest

Dude look at that fat poonug!

Poonug by Cake Master Whon Thon January 19, 2009

You poonug 

You poonug means that someone has done something stupid in a bad situation e.g you get stuck in a lift and one person shouts for help whilst the other goes “shut up you poonug”

“Why did you do that You poonug”

You poonug by YourPersonalDictionary101 November 28, 2019

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonogger 

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.

Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!

Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010

Poongus 

An insult that can replace almost any swear word but still remain clean enough to not be considered one.

Mike: You're a fucking poongus
Dave: What the fuck is poongus?
Mike: Suck my poongus you poongus.

Poongus by QuikMaffs October 30, 2020

Poonge

Native American speak for sexual intercourse.

David asks Patty if she wants to poonge.

Ah man! You shoulda been there, I was poonging Nikki good, we both coulda poonged her if you didn't leave so early.

Poonge by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

Poonus Maximus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008