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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!
Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.
Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.
Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.
Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.
pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

Peniphobia 

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.
Maybe she has peniphobia...
Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003