Pilched 

The act of getting screwed over

Mike begged me to go to the bar then got really drunk and left me.. Boy i got pilched

Pilched by D shift August 29, 2010

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pinched a loaf 

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

Pinched nose nigro

A black person who wants to be white. Term was coined by Pastor James David Manning, a black pastor from Harlem.

Now that he got a good paying job, Jethro moved to a white neighborhood and talks in a higher voice like a pinched nose nigro.

Pinched nose nigro by SpyderCanopus October 1, 2013

pinched 

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

pinched by d0c February 12, 2008

Pilchered 

The state of excessive, playful jocularity. Generally involving the enormous consumption of varied western pharmaceuticals. Often resulting in extended periods of intense psychological fragility, introspection and at times self-loathing. May also experience wild parties, random hook-ups, increased “Friends”, disproportionate cigarette consumption and extreme popularity.

Renee is constantly seeking to be Pilchered!

John remained locked in is room for 2 day’s after a good Pilchering.
Mikel is the Pilcher king

If used responsibly, Pilchering can be a catylist to a better more motivated and eventful life

Pilchered by Exosoul August 17, 2018