Permed 

A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.

"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "

Permed by Drunklando October 13, 2011

permed 

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.

permed by mangydank April 21, 2018

permed 

“Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.

permed by anonymous September 22, 2020

permed 

Permed is short for permanent ownage. Usually used in the game Counter-Strike when someone who is leet headshots a nub and they leave the server and never play the game again. Could be considered the highest level of pwnage (see pwn)

(in game)

*nub dies*
nub says: OMG J00 SUCK
*unnamed has left the game*
white lighter says: holy crap, that nub got permed

permed by White Lighter August 23, 2005

permed 

roastedcement on instagram

roastedcement permed so funny

permed by burtonsex January 16, 2022

Permed random 

A term in the Minecraft multiplayer server InvadedLands, used by older players to assert their dominance by "perming" them, in other words, constantly targeting them and killing them.

"You're permed random Prepoint (player), $50k to unperm, $100k to team."

"Permed by Satire (clan of good players) random, Satire > all."

Permed random by Tashii InvadedLands/Hypixel November 18, 2020

Permed up 

Permed up; intoxicated, tuned up.

First guy: Man, look at Reggie, that boy is permed up! Second guy: He should be, he just got done smokin rock in the basement.

Permed up by DrewsDown October 16, 2020