Professor Perceptor
A highly
intelligent and perceptive female who capabilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
1) Mind reader a.k.a. read your thoughts through body temperature fluctuations due to rapid heart rate increase cause by central nervous system.
2)
"Perceptorship" skills include seeing him blink, breathe, twitch, grab his hat, stroke his hair, roll his eyes, cross his arms, outturn his toes, and more.
Alternative: A mythological creature from
the deep south.