Also know as SPS. It is an
obsession followed by an unavoidable
attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no
mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to
cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"