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OMG! Are you a patile
Patile by Zane? October 21, 2021
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Patience 

Patience is a very kind hearted girl, and very shy, she usually has anxiety, or social anxiety, but overall one of the best people you will ever meet. She’s very stunning and will definitely take your breath away, always filled with surprises, and has crackhead energy here and there that is absolutely hilarious. Best personality ever! Unfortunately she has a hard time with self worth and is constantly judging her body or looks. She has the most amazing and beautiful personality ever! Love you patience♡︎
Yay! Here comes patience

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.
POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

Patient Zero 

Patient Zero is the first human infected by a new or recently discovered viral or bacterial outbreak. They usually have the most basic, least mutated form of the disease, which may either make them invaluable to medical efforts or completely useless. They can also often be used to determine where the disease came from.
Becky in Contagion was Patient Zero
Patient Zero by Snowskeeper April 3, 2013

Drummers patience 

The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.
Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.
Drummers patience by Malliot June 5, 2007

Pathlete 

Originating from the word combination of bike path and athlete / triathlete, a PATHLETE is a cyclist who rockets down bike paths in full race gear, blowing by kids, old ladies, dogs, strollers.

The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.

Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.

Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.

Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
Rider 1: "That jackass just about ran over that kid! It's noon on Sunday - why is he flying down the bike path like that??"

Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
Pathlete by elbandidomaximo July 6, 2011