PTSBD
My daughter suffers from PTSBD (Post Traumatic Spongebob Disorder) after watching SpongeBob most of life.
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PTSD
Post-traumatic stress disorder (sometimes called PTSD) is a form of anxiety disorder. Some people develop this condition after they have experienced a traumatic event. This event might be a serious accident, physical or sexual assault, war or torture, or a natural disaster such as a bushfire or a flood. Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like these, of course. In most cases, these feelings will pass after the normal working-through of emotions and talking things over in your own time with family, friends or colleagues.
Post-traumatic stress disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:
Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares. As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma. Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and become detached from friends and family. Some people experience ‘dissociation’ – a feeling of watching from a distance as events unfold.
Feeling anxious and ‘jumpy’ for no reason. Heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration.
Post-traumatic stress disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:
Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares. As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma. Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and become detached from friends and family. Some people experience ‘dissociation’ – a feeling of watching from a distance as events unfold.
Feeling anxious and ‘jumpy’ for no reason. Heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration.
PTSD by NAME TAKEN AGAIN March 7, 2016
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Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
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ptsdio by Penis in the blender October 6, 2020
Marching Band PTSD
Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Marching Band PTSD by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019
Travel PTSD
Like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), but when returning from travelling.
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
Travel PTSD by TravelPTSD November 15, 2010
PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder)
The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) by dbp0011 November 19, 2016