Nisket

when you wipe a trisket on your nut sack and feed it to someone.

"hey do you want a nice warm nisket?"

Nisket by Nisket lover January 12, 2010

Nisket

*Nisket (noun) | \ˈnis-kət*

Plural: niskets

(Slang, lewd) The act of wiping a Triscuit cracker on one’s scrotum before offering it to someone, typically as a crude prank or joke.

"He tried to sneak a nisket into the snack tray, but I caught him red-handed."

Nisket by Robert Wright III February 23, 2025

Niket 

He's a good dude

that guy is such a Niket

Niket by January26th May 21, 2019

fricken nickets 

When a three-year-old combines Chicken Nuggets with Friggin' Idiots.

Hey dad, you fricken nickets.

fricken nickets by The Don 74 July 18, 2018

Nisbetitis 

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.

Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.

Nisbetitis by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006

niketalk 

Where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over sexy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).

Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.

"yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. BEAST MODE"
"nah dude quit trippin."

(insert Tiger Woods pic)

niketalk by Powfo October 3, 2007

Nisbet's law 

This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.

*During lunch*

Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.

John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.

Nisbet's law by IP3Cali April 29, 2010