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1st: A word with a Universal definition commonly used in describing "the village idiot" within your circle of friends. 2nd: Adjective. Used to describe someone unwilling to cooperate with your plan that has no purpose other than to benefit you. 3rd: Noun. A male or female's private part.
1st: "Dude, did you hear what John said? That shit didn't even make sense.What a fuckin' Nerch."
2nd: "C'mon Carlos, do this for me. Why are you being a freakin' Nerch?"
3rd: "Aww shit that hurt. Marcus just donkey punched me in the Nerch!"
Nerch by Renster512 November 2, 2008
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n. The nexus connecting the scrotum to the underside of the penis.
I could tell that she was begging for some nerch.
Nerch by Caesar Seal August 22, 2008
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nerch (noun)
1: about the merchandise of Nerissa Ravencroft, a Hololive English VTuber.
If you give me your shipping address, i will give you nerch.
nerch by SD8463 September 14, 2025

Murph Nerph 

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.
Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.
Murph Nerph by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013

The Neorch 

The true name of "Ronin Alpha - The First Drifter" also known as the Drifter in the host selection menu of the roblox game Hours. The true name is unlocked after beating the game with the Drifter host in special hosts section.
Spirit and technique, flawless and firm. One man, one blade, one purpose, The Neorch.
The Neorch by scrimblo April 24, 2022
The nexus, a singularity, The beginning of the universe...Many things can be defined by this term. (Literally just means start)
One blade, One purpose, One name... The Neorch..
Neorch by wes10566 September 27, 2021
Unfearful; different from others
Nercko is successful because he’s different from others.
Nercko by Liltecca March 11, 2020