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Nerdoscopes 

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle
Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

nerdophilia 

Strong erotic affinity, preference or fixation with people who display a high level of intellectual ability and below-average social skills.
The wealth and popularity of online entrepreneurs has made nerdophilia more socially acceptable than ever. Geeks and nerds are suddenly moving up in the hotness scale...

Nerdorable 

An individual who is nerdy and adorable.
Tom is so nerdorable.
Nerdorable by Stascii January 11, 2011

nerdolicious 

Being a nerd in such a way as to make it uber-cool, suave, and sexy.
Me: Yeah, I aced this class, as usual. The Masses: Dude, you are so nerdolicious!

nerdopolis

Any institution, e.g. university or think tank, that is well known for its intellectual rigor, mostly to the exclusion of social venues or aptitude.
I've decided to attend Johns Hopkins University, despite its reputation of being a nerdopolis.
nerdopolis by bruce falcone May 24, 2008