Murphing 

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

Murphing by En_are June 25, 2008

Murphing 

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.

Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!

Murphing by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015

murphing 

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.

"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."

murphing by owb_boys August 14, 2008

Murphing 

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

Murphing by emmm... March 10, 2019

Murphing 

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

Murphing by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murphing Syndrom 

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

Murphing Syndrom by kunit7 March 19, 2011

murphing the bowl 

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

murphing the bowl by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015