Moe-tastic

Descriptive of the properties inherent to a certain quality of moustache that increases pleasure during cunnilingus and simultaneously destroys all prospects of the wearer ever being taken seriously

Your moustache is moe-tastic!

Moe-tastic by TheNeotecht July 23, 2008

Moetastisch 

Moetastisch is a adjective to describe a wonderful and hot person . It’s based on the Name Moe, Moe is more than wonderful and honestly he deserves his own word. I love you

Wanda: Moe you are so hot

Moe: thanks

Wanda: you look Moetastisch

Moetastisch by Jennsleeps July 2, 2019

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

Motastic

Fantastic - but better!

Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.

Motastic by Bob17 October 4, 2005

Mootastic 

Describing something wonderful, surprising, awesome, or pertaining to cows, or the word moo.

That is so mootastic!

Mootastic by Isabelle Johnson May 28, 2010

moktastic

When an item or action is surreal and captivating, yet somehow unfortunate.

Dude, is that bum bathing in the fountain in front of our office?

Yup. That is fucking moktastic...

moktastic by Jeremy Griggs May 22, 2008

Mootastic 

The state of or the act of being moo.

Hey Maddy, I am feeling very mootastic today!

Mootastic by noneofyourbusinesssir June 16, 2011