A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied,
repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from
the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing
cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger