McApoo 

A sexual act of cutting a hole into a hammock for a person to defecate into another's mouth.

Did you just do a McApoo? Cause your breath stinks.

McApoo by Mcajobby July 1, 2018

mcpoon 

A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.

Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.

mcpoon by do'er April 1, 2011

McPoor 

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.

Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.

McPoor by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Slowy McPoopson 

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)

I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.

Slowy McPoopson by Matt Savo December 30, 2008

McPoops 

McPoops are the shits you take right after eating McDonalds. One usually gets the McPoops after eating a McDonalds item that doesn't agree with you or after eatig healthy food for awhile and then going back to McDonalds.

I had the McPoops for a day after that BigMac.

McPoops by Phil B. May 11, 2006

Mapoophead 

A slur used to define somebody that has constipation issues. Usually stinky

Mars you are such a mapoophead!

Mapoophead by boogashooga42 November 18, 2022

McPoop 

When you take a dump in the bathroom at Mcdonalds

Fred ate 5 McMuffins and then took a McPoop at Mcdonalds yesterday.

McPoop by TahoeBob June 2, 2008