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Marjorie Taylor Swiftification 

In 2024 America, the conflation of celebrity and politics.
Many believed the singer could influence her millions of followers to vote Democratic. Others saw in the congresswoman's ability to grab the spotlight for any utterance, no matter its content, a promise of actual Conservative leadership. They were all swirling in the media's Marjorie Taylor Swiftification of culture, blurring the separation of Stage and State.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.
Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

Marjorie Three Names 

The name of the QAnon disciple/pseudo member of Congress/CrossFitter who ran unopposed in a heavily Red district in Georgia.
She claims that Jewish Space lasers were used to start California forest fires, and that 9/11, the Sandy Hook shooting and the Parkland school shooting are hoaxes.
She was removed from all of her Congressional Committees, manhandled a cardboard cutout of the former guy, and doesn’t know how to do a proper pull-up.
Marjorie Three Names cited Urban Dictionary to “prove” the existence of a Democratic cult she calls Blue Anon.
Smart, Witty, usually referred to as stunning with the ability to slay an entire room when she wants too. Motivator, Positive thinker. Will cut you out of her life if you become toxic but it will take a lot out of her to do so. Dedicated and tireless. Genuine love for others, at times to a fault.
Marjorie is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, or is that Superman?
Marjorie by Superhero December 22, 2016

Marjorie Taylor-Greene

A psychotic trumpie who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and insult school shooting survivors but has never been thrown out of the white house.
Girl: Why hasn't Marjorie Taylor-Greene been fired yet?
Guy: Someone obviously in the white house likes pyscho trumpies

Marjorie Taylor Greene

An ape-like swamp creature who is another embarrassment to American politics, this Republicunt makes Lauren Boebert look sane by comparison - and, that’s not saying much. Also known as MTG, “it” is a MAGAt conspiracy theorist that fell into that QAnon rabbit hole long ago, landing head first.
If Trump ever picks Marjorie Taylor Greene as his running mate for the 2024 Presidential Election, then God help America.