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Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
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Mamta is an awesomely beautiful girl with long brown hair and a smile that puts that of the stars to shame. Her laugh can light up the world and her humour can bring happiness to the saddest of places. Mamta is a person who makes the most of her opportunities and loves being less social. She is an amazing friend, crazy awesome best friend, mind-blowing lover and stunning girlfriend. When encountered with a mamta take note and one day you might just be lucky enough to snatch her up from the many boys chasing her.
He : Tell me a unique synonym for beautiful.
Me: I know a person that replicates the word beautiful completely, Her name is Mamta!
Mamta by User02345 July 29, 2018

mammalibal 

a mammal that eats other mammals
As a fish-fowler, I can watch cute little calves , lambs, and piglets without feeling like an evil mammalibal

Mammasphyxiation 

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.
Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.
Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!
repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016